Beefy Bros

------ Controls ------
Player 1: 
 WASD - movement
 E - Interact with workout equipment
 R - train, pump those muscles

Player 2: 
 IKJL - movement
 O - Interact with workout equipment
 P - train, pump those muscles

R - Start and restart game

------ Story ------
In the dark hours of veganism, the forces of protein fought back. Mr. Blue and Mr. Red fight the forces of evil plant eaters. They share a room every night in a different city, they ride around the town in their Toyota Corolla 2003 (petrol, because it's cheaper than diesel). Mr. Blue usually drives, while Mr. Red is the passenger princess, but that doesn't make him any less of a man, just more of a friend!

Mr. Blue's aftershave smells like cold steel (editor's note). While Mr. Red prefers floral tones, such as chamomile.

They shave each other's head, and dap their baldness with their preferred aftershave. However, sometimes exchange aftershaves (only when they're missing each other).

The Yellow Boss sits in his giant chair on the top floor of the biggest skyscraper in New York City. He often goes for a walk in Central Park where he likes to watch monkeys in the zoo eating bananas. He hopes to teach them chess one day, by using white and black bananas. That's why he's looking for Mr. White and Mr. Black. The only way to become Mr. Black is to only eat soy protein, and the only way to become Mr. White is to eat egg yolks and avoid egg whites.

Yellow Boss' favorite reading position is to lay on his left side while propping himself with his left forearm, this helps with digestion (editor's note).

He's daughter is the Green Girl, the most desired woman in the whole NYC. She works at the subway station in the Bronx. She likes to cycle to work and also visit her favorite BBQ Greasy Griddle (editor's note). Her goal in life is to ride her bike all the way to Canada and stop global warming (contrary to her father's plans).